Lets keep this simple
Between you and I
Upfront and honest is what I prefer
So all these games you are playing…
Well, they are for not
And dear, let me make myself clear
I don’t believe in fairytales
Frankly, honey, you aren’t a prince
I have known in this world there are men and boys
And the last hour you spent talking about yourself
Is causing me to lean more to the latter category
Lets keep this simple
Make it a business transaction
Discuss what we really want
And stop pretending you took the five seconds to read my profile
That you want to know my concerns, ideals and fears
Because after this last hour,
I realized I won’t be meeting the parents or even your friends anytime soon
Stop sitting there with your mouth open
Between you and I
And before you take this as an easy go
Realize I am not selling myself short
But my time is valuable, and you are wasting a whole lot of it
So, you have about reached my five minute threshold of tolerance
Tell me what you really want
Lets be honest with each other
In this world of men and women
We are still enemies
And for one night
We are wishing to cross lines and call a truce
Lets keep this simple
Between you and I